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Reclaiming Focus: The Lost Art of Downtime
Modern software builds traded the forced tea time of Borland Turbo C for complex YAML pipelines and noisy distributed failures. To avoid burnout and logic errors, you must reclaim your time to think. Build a fake commute, step away from the screen, and go make a proper cup of tea.
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Lead developer plucking up the courage to propose Ruby on Rails Tommy, why is your skin leaking?
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and when have sharepoint we can move to iis you should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
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When the sharepoint idea just won’t die don’t take the piss, boris
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IT Director not impressed with new CTO Should precipitate your balls shrinking along with your pressence
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new CTO gets to know the IT director So you are obviously the big dick
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CEO on his walkaround the dev team stop me again whilst i am walking and i’ll cut your fucking jacobs off
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We need an Oracle Developers license It isn’t much but here is 10 large to help the situation
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Our DevOps hasn’t been seen for a few days where did you lose him? he ain’t a set of fucking car keys is he?
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If that CTO comes near me about node.js …shoot the bastard
the legend that is, Alan Williamson.
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