IT Director not impressed with new CTO Should precipitate your balls shrinking along with your pressence
new CTO gets to know the IT director So you are obviously the big dick
CEO on his walkaround the dev team stop me again whilst i am walking and i’ll cut your fucking jacobs off
We need an Oracle Developers license It isn’t much but here is 10 large to help the situation
Our DevOps hasn’t been seen for a few days where did you lose him? he ain’t a set of fucking car keys is he?
If that CTO comes near me about node.js …shoot the bastard
We want to rebuild everything in node,js Put a lid on her Turkish, before she gets bitten
Our rockstar perl guy walked who the fuck will we replace him with?
Our CTO is on a rant about his new vision Give me that squeaky toy, it shut him up the last time
Ask our DBA how it works, make him open up It’s not a fucking tin of baked beans, what do you mean open him up?
I am concerned about node.js; what if someone updates another module? Don’t think i haven’t thunk about that one Tommy
The QA team remind the dev they still exist Still warm, the blood that courses through my veins
The CEO on hearing his Dev team recognizes him Good. that will save me some time.
Product group explains their new vision did you understand a single word of what he said?
Dev team asks management for Macs Have I made myself clear?
As a valued user we would love to get your input on our UI You’re a snake in the grass ain’t you? Where’d that come from?