Our rockstar perl guy walked who the fuck will we replace him with?
Our CTO is on a rant about his new vision Give me that squeaky toy, it shut him up the last time
Ask our DBA how it works, make him open up It’s not a fucking tin of baked beans, what do you mean open him up?
I am concerned about node.js; what if someone updates another module? Don’t think i haven’t thunk about that one Tommy
The QA team remind the dev they still exist Still warm, the blood that courses through my veins
The CEO on hearing his Dev team recognizes him Good. that will save me some time.