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If that CTO comes near me about node.js

…shoot the bastard

Author Alan WilliamsonPosted on 17 May 20168 Jan 2017Format ImageCategories ObservationsTags nodejs, parody, snatch

We want to rebuild everything in node,js

Put a lid on her Turkish, before she gets bitten

Author Alan WilliamsonPosted on 14 May 20168 Jan 2017Format ImageCategories ObservationsTags bricktop, nodejs, parody, snatch

Our rockstar perl guy walked

who the fuck will we replace him with?

Author Alan WilliamsonPosted on 13 May 20168 Jan 2017Format ImageCategories ObservationsTags parody, perl, snatch

Our CTO is on a rant about his new vision

Give me that squeaky toy, it shut him up the last time

Author Alan WilliamsonPosted on 12 May 20168 Jan 2017Format ImageCategories ObservationsTags cto, parody, snatch

Ask our DBA how it works, make him open up

It’s not a fucking tin of baked beans, what do you mean open him up?

Author Alan WilliamsonPosted on 11 May 20168 Jan 2017Format ImageCategories ObservationsTags database, parody, snatch

I am concerned about node.js; what if someone updates another module?

Don’t think i haven’t thunk about that one Tommy

Author Alan WilliamsonPosted on 10 May 20168 Jan 2017Format ImageCategories ObservationsTags nodejs, parody, snatch

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Think like a CTO – Book

Think Like a CTO

Available in print Feb 2023

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