We need an Oracle Developers license It isn’t much but here is 10 large to help the situation
Our DevOps hasn’t been seen for a few days where did you lose him? he ain’t a set of fucking car keys is he?
If that CTO comes near me about node.js …shoot the bastard
We want to rebuild everything in node,js Put a lid on her Turkish, before she gets bitten
Our rockstar perl guy walked who the fuck will we replace him with?
Our CTO is on a rant about his new vision Give me that squeaky toy, it shut him up the last time