Alan Williamson

  • We want to rebuild everything in node,js Put a lid on her Turkish, before she gets bitten Read Post ⇢

  • Our rockstar perl guy walked who the fuck will we replace him with? Read Post ⇢

  • Our CTO is on a rant about his new vision Give me that squeaky toy, it shut him up the last time Read Post ⇢

  • Ask our DBA how it works, make him open up It’s not a fucking tin of baked beans, what do you mean open him up? Read Post ⇢

  • I am concerned about node.js; what if someone updates another module? Don’t think i haven’t thunk about that one Tommy Read Post ⇢

  • The QA team remind the dev they still exist Still warm, the blood that courses through my veins Read Post ⇢

  • The CEO on hearing his Dev team recognizes him Good. that will save me some time. Read Post ⇢

  • Product group explains their new vision did you understand a single word of what he said? Read Post ⇢

  • Dev team asks management for Macs Have I made myself clear? Read Post ⇢

the leg-end that is, Alan Williamson.

For over 20 years, I’ve shared my thoughts whenever the muse strikes. It’s unpredictable, honest, unedited, and occasionally witty. I’m living the best years of my life, working harder than ever, and enjoying every second.