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The CTO’s Year-End Audit: Are You Building Your Vision or Just a Backlog?
December is the only quiet time you have. Don’t waste it clearing your inbox. Use this silence to audit your architecture against your Vision Document. Move beyond simple feature roadmaps and focus on building strategic capabilities. If your environment doesn’t support your 2026 goals, fix it now before the chaos returns.
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new CTO gets to know the IT director So you are obviously the big dick Read Post ⇢
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CEO on his walkaround the dev team stop me again whilst i am walking and i’ll cut your fucking jacobs off Read Post ⇢
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We need an Oracle Developers license It isn’t much but here is 10 large to help the situation Read Post ⇢
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Our DevOps hasn’t been seen for a few days where did you lose him? he ain’t a set of fucking car keys is he? Read Post ⇢
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If that CTO comes near me about node.js …shoot the bastard Read Post ⇢
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We want to rebuild everything in node,js Put a lid on her Turkish, before she gets bitten Read Post ⇢
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Our rockstar perl guy walked who the fuck will we replace him with? Read Post ⇢
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Our CTO is on a rant about his new vision Give me that squeaky toy, it shut him up the last time Read Post ⇢
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Ask our DBA how it works, make him open up It’s not a fucking tin of baked beans, what do you mean open him up? Read Post ⇢
the leg-end that is, Alan Williamson.
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